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(____1____) and (____2____) met in a very unconventional way. Actually, that's not entirely true. They met at a (____3____) enthusiasts convention in (____4____) one July, and they knew it was love at trifocal sight.
It wasn't long before (____1____) took (____2____) into his (____5____) arms and caressed her neck with his (____6____)-laced breath.
(____2____) swooned with apolomb, as she felt a long-forgotten heat in her loins not unlike a gushing forth of (____7____).
"Oh, (____1____), she cried, take me back to your (____8____) and rock my world with your manly (____9____). Take me! Take me now!"
With that, (____1____) took her up in his arms, and then immediately dropped her because his sciatic nerve was acting up again and he hadn't taken his pills.
After helping her up, he checked her (____10____) thoroughly - twice.
"I'm alright," she said. "I'm no (____11____), after all!"
With that, they made their way back to (____1____)'s (____8____) and closed the door.
"I haven't done this in (____12____)'s time. Yep, it'll be interesting to see if I can get the old (____13____) firing again."
"Oh, I'll make sure of that," (____2____) said. And with that, she removed her (____14____), revealing her (____15____) in all their (____16____) glory."
"Yeeps!," exclaimed (____1____), "I haven't seen (____17____)-sacks like that since the last season of (____18____)!"
(____1____) ran across the floor and took her (____19____)'s in hand.
(____2____) asked, "Are you (____21___) them? I can't tell, my eyes aren't all that good these days, and I can't feel a thing down there. Try pulling them out to their full length of a (____21____). Maybe that'll do it, (____22____)."
"Oh, I love when you call me that, (____2____) it makes my loins burn like (____23____) - almost like (____24____), but with more (____25____)!"
As (____2____) undid (____1____)'s (____26____) she was surprised to find him already as rigid as a (____27____).
"Oh," she exclaimed, "Is this for me? I haven't had a present like this since (____28____) gave me his (____29____) years ago! I can't wait to put this into my (____30____)!"
"And I can't wait to (____31____) your (____32____) with this here love (____33____)!"
As he lay her gently on the bed, he heard a (____34____). "What was that?" he exclaimed.
"Oh, that?," (____2____) replied, (____35____). "That's just my (____36____) getting ready for what's just about to happen!"
Suddenly there was a loud (____37____).
"What was that?" (____2____) asked?
"Ummmm... that was my (____38____) falling on the floor. It's (____39____) full - I haven't had a chance to change it. Sorry (____40____). Now, where were we?"
And with that, he slipped his (____41____)-headed Love-(____42____) deep into her awaiting (____43____).
Then they both had massive (____44____) failure and fell asleep.
When they awoke, neither remembered anything specific about the night before. Rather, she remembered being (____45____) by (____46____) and a (____47____) carnival ride operator named (____48____), while he recalled only (____49____) through the downtown area of (____50____) wearing nothing but a (____51____) and carrying a poster (____52____) onto a (____53____) demanding the re-election of (____54____) to the position of City (____55____) inspector.
Still, it was better than being alone. And they both dressed without saying a word, (____56____) each other, and went their separate ways. They never saw one another again. But, often, in a haze of (____57____), they would recall that night that they couldn't remember, with that person that they could not forget.
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